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  • Welcome to Two Babes and a Brain. No, you didn’t read it wrong. We are called Two Babes and a Brain. Yes TWO WOMEN ONE BRAIN. And yes, before you ask, we are ready to take all the comments and jokes that come with that. Allow us to explain. Children fry your brain cells. They suck the intelligence right out of you. They cause you to stare blankly at objects wondering how to use them to do bodily harm—usually you imagine doing bodily harm to yourself because if you do bodily harm to your children, DCYF will have to get involved and that just takes up time you don’t have because---you have children. The two women who run this blog have six children between them. Therefore, they are short on brain power. After some serious mathematical calculations they have come to the conclusion that together they have a total of ONE brain. They feel lucky to have this. Now, on to the Babe issue. To be a Babe, you don’t have to look like Carmen Electra or Katherine Zata Jones. It’s a state of mind. It’s being comfortable in your own skin. A Babe has her own opinions about issues, whether you are talking about politics, sports, education or even the War on Terror. Chris and Lisa definitely have their opinions about almost everything. That’s one reason they created Two Babes and a Brain. And when their opinions are on opposite sides, look out. Katy, bar the door and batten down the hatches cause sh#t’s gonna hit the fan. Chris and Lisa extend an invitation to you to post your comments, questions and yes, even dissenting opinions. But be warned, they love nothing better than a good juicy debate.

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Friday, August 03, 2007

Woops!

Pakistan slams 'ignorant' Obama attack warning

ISLAMABAD (AFP) - Pakistan accused Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama of "sheer ignorance" for threatening to launch US military strikes against Al-Qaeda on Pakistani soil.

""Such statements are being made out of sheer ignorance," Pakistan's Minister of State for Information, Tariq Azeem, told AFP. "They are not fully apprised about the ground realities and not aware of the efforts by Pakistan.""

link to full article

some historical perspective:
Report from The United States Institute of Peace, "US-Pakistan Engagement: The War on Terrorism and Beyond"

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Political Correctness

It was the young wizard’s biggest challenge yet: understanding why those who should be defending their civilization were pretending that nothing was happening or even becoming apologists for the other side. Barry Rubin tells the tale that began with a headline in the Daily Prophet newspaper: “Minister Fudge Urges Engagement; Accuses Harry Potter of Voldemortphobia”

News item: The Iranian newspaper Kayhan, has criticized officials there for allowing the sale of the new Harry Potter book, claiming the series is a Zionist project in order to disrupt the minds of young people.

“The main thing is to try and convince as many people as possible that You-Know-Who came back, Harry….[Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge] is absolutely refusing to believe it’s happened.”
“But why?” said Harry desperately. “Why’s he being so stupid?”…
“Because accepting that Voldemort’s back would mean trouble….”
“It’s hard to convince people he’s back, especially as they really don’t want to believe it in the first place.”
—Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, pp. 93-94.

What’s going on here?” Harry said angrily. “I personally saw Voldemort gathering his followers but when I read the Daily Prophet it would seem there is no real threat. And now they want to negotiate with Voldemort?”
“That’s not all,” Hermione explained. “The newspaper is trying to make you sound deluded for exposing the truth.”

“Yes,” Ron added, ”and there are a lot of people now who favor giving aid to Voldemort in order—they claim—to moderate him.”
Certainly, the MSMM (Mainstream Magical Media), had long been blind to the return of Voldemort and his Death Eater movement. The Order of the Phoenix, the group formed to fight Voldemort, had a lot of blogs but the followers of You-Know-Who seemed to control all too many of the biggest institutions. Even on the Internet, Draco Malfoy had even developed one of the most popular blogs of all, “The Daily Draco” and some of the blander naïf’s from one of Hogwarts’ houses had created the “Hufflepuff Post.”

Harry just didn’t understand. How could anyone not see the terrible things going on around the world: the suicide bombing attacks; the organized incitement of hatred, the attempt by an extremist movement to take over and enslave millions of people? Why were they constantly attacking the victims and ridiculing those trying to expose these dangers, distorting their words and slandering their characters?

Gee, I was wondering the same thing.
-LizaJane

You can read the whole thing here: Pajamas Media, article by Barry Rubin

The Author’s note says: As popular as the Harry Potter series has been, it is still just a set of novels about a fantasy situation. Thank goodness nothing like this could happen in the real world.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

The Hypocrisy of the Republicans

April Fools!

News Flash:
SEN. Dianne Feinstein has resigned from the Military Construction Appropriations subcommittee. Feinstein was chairperson and ranking member of MILCON for six years, during which time she had a conflict of interest due to her husband Richard C. Blum's ownership of two major defense contractors, who were awarded billions of dollars for military construction projects approved by Feinstein. link

$$$

her new mansion:
Feinstein

Of course she also pushes global warming legislation; because we all must sacrifice for the sake of planet Earth...

Friday, December 08, 2006

Christmas...The ACLU Way

Aclu_alert_system

NUFF SAID....

Hattip:  My close personal friend Mike @ CopTheTruth

Only 17 more shopping days....

Lisa

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Deaniacs Unite....

Hmmmm.... It looks like KOS is a bit miffed over James Carville wanting to bring Harold Ford in as DNC Chairman...

Dean was elected. If Carville has a master plan to stage a coup against Dean, I'd love to see it. But I doubt the state party chairs who provided Dean's margin of victory are going to get too torn up about the fact that Dean is helping fund their resurgence.

Carville needs to shut the fuck up. If he wants a war, we'll give him one.

And it won't be a war that DC can win.

There's more of us than there are of them.

OOOOOOOO..... Carville's scared now. 

James Carville is right...

"Suppose Harold Ford became chairman of the DNC? How much more money do you think we could raise? Just think of the difference it could make in one day. Now probably Harold Ford wants to stay in Tennessee. I just appointed myself his campaign manager."

If Harld Ford became the DNC Chair, the Dems would have plenty of spending cash for '08.  The best thing that can happen for the Republicans is that Howard Dean stays in.

Maybe I'll join Kos on his campaign.... ;o)

Lisa

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

One Can Only Hope....

...that Al Franken is off the air.... not that I ever listened to him...but just knowing that arrogant whack job and his whiny "Air Team America" are getting canceled all over the country makes me all tingly.

Lisa

Hattip:  Michelle Malkin

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

See....

Here's the problem for you liberals..... you just don't procreate enough....

Come on fellas.... start knocking up your women.

Lisa

Friday, August 11, 2006

Political Chips

No, not poker chips or chips on everyone's shoulders....and not even chocolate chips... I'm talking about tortilla chips.  Yes, you heard me... tortilla chips.   I didn't know this, but there apparently are political tortilla chips.

It seems that I have offended one of my liberal customers by offering tri-colored tortilla chips with some of the items on the lunch menu at the restaurant.  This person is offended by my chips, stating that they are "too patriotic".  In case some of you don't know...tri-colored tortilla chips are made from white corn, red corn and of course, blue corn.

Now in a small town, news spreads like a damn wild fire....so when my political preference was disclosed, the whole town was abuzz....frankly, because I bought a pretty liberal restaurant and everyone was concerned about the direction in which the restaurant would go.  To this day, I have never...nor will I ever... run my business based on my political preferences.  Just like I don't base my movie viewing on my political preferences... Geeze, if I did, I'd never go see a movie ever again. 

All that being said...(and back to the story)... this person not only complained about the "patriotic chips" but was serious in their complaint.  They felt I was trying to make some political statement or something of the sort.  The funny part is that I didn't even want tortilla chips offered....but my kitchen staff out voted me.   But be that as it may, how does one respond to such a ludicrous statement without laughing hysterically?  How does one maintain their composure and a sense of professionalism when being addressed in such a manner?  I have yet to find the answers to those questions.

So the next time ya'll are out at a restaurant and are presented with a helpin' of tri-colored tortilla chips...stand and sing out "God Bless America" and eat your patriotic chips with pride and love of country.

Happy Weekend All....

Lisa

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Can We Question Their Patriotism Yet???

...to quote the CapMan...

In the great liberal state of Massachusetts, Governor Romney's "Welcome Home" bill, providing funds for those soldiers returning from war, was ignored by the legislature before ending their session and heading off for vacation... leaving these brave men and women hanging out to dry.  Yet they had time to pass bills giving tuition breaks to illegal immigrants...

Lashing out at the “wrong priorities” of lawmakers, Lt. Gov. Kerry Healey said, “The Legislature has made the appalling decision to vote on things like tuition breaks for illegal immigrants, but they couldn’t take the time to take a vote to help our Massachusetts war heroes . . . I find it deeply disturbing.”

But the Democrats support our troops....remember??????

Un-fing-believable.

Lisa

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Pretty in Pink

Moonbat Mama certainly has a flair for fashion...does she not?

sheehanplump.jpg

Cindy is looking rather svelt in her pink plaid tent skirt, now isn't she.  That Code Pink fast is really working for her.  According to Michelle we are at day 22 now. 

Hmmmmm.... I wonder if these two beauties are on the same fast....

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Lisa

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