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CRS....(can't remember shit)
CRS is the condition that you get prior to coming down with alzhimers...except in the case of blondes... blondes are immune to CRS...well because they can't remember shit just because they're blonde.
Lisa
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There are moments in time—especially if you are a Mom—when escaping reality is not only a dream; it is a necessity. Chris & Lisa—Masters of Motherhood and escapism—have raised hiding from reality to an art form. This page is dedicated to those things that allow you to pretend, for the time it takes to read a book or watch twenty three episodes of a really great television show—to be someone else, to do something else--take a lover, shoot people, or to just get as far away from reality as possible. We thought we would share these secrets with you. As you can see, thanks to Chris, they are both big fans of the Stephanie Plum series of books written by Janet Evanovich. And ladies, let us tell you, reading one of these before you go to bed would make your husbands very happy. This page will focus on books, music, movies, television and any other subject that Chris and Lisa find, well, cool. They will review books and movies and will display their favorite excerpts. You will also be able to check out their photo albums. Please feel free to suggest any books or movies or cool stuff for Chris and Lisa to review
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November 23, 2005
November 21, 2005
Word or Phrase of the Day
Lisa [8:06 PM]: back
Chris [8:06 PM]: still here
Lisa [8:06 PM]: is rick there
Chris [8:07 PM]: upstairs playin g guitar
Lisa [8:07 PM]: he plays guitar?
Chris [8:08 PM]: yes
Lisa [8:08 PM]: aren't ya'll the Sonny and Cher of Rhode Island
Lisa [8:08 PM]: or Captain and Tenneil
Chris [8:08 PM]: muskrat muskrat
Lisa [8:08 PM]: too funny
Chris [8:09 PM]: and he whirl and he twirl and he tango
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
shining like the heaven above looks like muskrat love
Lisa [8:10 PM]: ok... you know waaaay too much of that song
Chris [8:10 PM]: have the album
Lisa [8:10 PM]: ok...eeeeewwwwww
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November 18, 2005
Word or Photo of the Day
YOU GUYS ARE SICK, YA KNOW? SICK! 
November 14, 2005
Word or Phrase of the Day
OK the Word or Phrase of the day is---Sarah Silverman. Who, you ask? She's a girl I went to high school with who for some reason pisses me off. It really can't be because of her success. She is not the only successful person I went to high school with...hey Adam Sandler is from my town and my best friend in high school was Annie...so it must be that she got to kiss the guy on the TV show JAG...or maybe it is just because people keep saying she is funny and she really isn't. If saying the word vagina was funny, more women would be lining up to visit the gynecologist. Anyway, she is the word of the day and I would appreciate you all joining with me in hating her--just do it, damn it! Be supportive, would ya?
November 10, 2005
Word of the Day...
The word or phrase of the day is, "EAT HAM." It is defined as the words on the sign that a cartoon turkey should hold. I wicked want a cardboard cutout turkey that is holding a sign that says "EAT HAM" to put on my lawn for Thanksgiving. Tacky? Sure...Funny? ABSOLUTELY! Maybe another turkey could hold a sign that says, "Stop the madness!"
Chris
November 09, 2005
The Word of the Day
The words for the day are, "Virginia and New Jersey." Defined as two states where the DEMOCRATS won the race for Governor. Lisa is extremely distressed.
November 07, 2005
Word or Phrase of the Day
Blonde !!!!
Yes, it's back.....my blondeness is back.....no more pink......WOOOHOOOOOOO !!!!!!
OK, I feel better now.
Lisa
November 03, 2005
Word or Phrase for the Day
The phrase for the day is "Turkey Guts." See why...
November 02, 2005
Word or Phrase of the Day
Two Street Hooker....which is what I felt like this morning when I woke up and saw my pink hair in the mirror.
What the hell was I thinking?
Lisa
November 01, 2005
Word or Phrase of the Day
The Word or the Phrase of the Day is "Pumpkin Seeds." The definition is: evidence that just because something is edible doesn't mean you should actually eat it.
Chris
